January 2011
49 posts
NY TIMES: "In another sign that the (Egyptian)... →
aatombomb:
The military always holds all the cards. Which can cut both ways.
Seth Speaks
You listen
I'm hoping one day we get married
Just to say we fucking did it.
Having sex with horses →
Not cool brah, not cool.
This is a place holder for something bigger
It’s in me, just give me a bit
Got the world on my shoulders
Its time to dust my shoulders off
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it’s...
Tommy Pickles turns 21 in 2011
kosmach:
pigfartsland:
kennyxbuttman:
nickelodeonkids:
500daysofmypenis:
August 11th, 1990
o.0
jkshdfjksddf
Me too!!
adlgahdgiah NO WAY
Lies
I've had the world on my shoulders
It’s time to brush my shoulders off.
The Founding Fathers would have hated your guts…they were everything you...
– Bill Maher on the Tea Party (via balltillifall)
ugly sweater day today
Why? Cause everything else is dirty.
Work until nightfall
Hustle til sunset
No one wants to die, even people who want to go to Heaven don’t want to die to...
– Steve Jobs via Merlin Mann
Get high and buy a cd at walmart
Get hella pissed when you find out it’s censored.
A culture that just views a pig as a pile of protoplasmic, inanimate structure...
– Food Inc. (via veganlove)
Sometimes
Ya just have to fucking go for it.
The narcissism required, on a day the nation is commemorating the Arizona...
– Sarah Palin will never be president - Sarah Palin - Salon.com (via becauseiamawoman)
vruz: joan walsh is a good journalist, but in the last few days she has been sharp and precise at a time when the plume of the best is shaking in tremour, anger or ignorance.
(via vruz)
You can tell by the picture and the empty look in...
That you’re thinking of him, and he is too.
Damn shame
One thing the shooter surely accomplished: it will now cost elected officials...
– James Howard Kunstler (via azspot)
All we need
Is to identify with something
Work smart
Not hard
You haven't even seen me yet
I wish someone would go down on me as much as...
DEALBREAKER.: Friends With Benefits →
dealbreaker:
What’s your take on friends with benefits? Can it work? Is it possible? Or is it all a mirage like that vending machine in the desert?
Can it work? Sure. Is it possible? Yes. It is ENTIRELY possible to reap the benefits of a close friendship by taking things to the next level. Let’s take a…
Fact # 2
Because I’m always thinking about you, even when I’m drinking your champagne with someone else in my bed. There’s a reason I haven’t touched another woman.
Fact:
No one is worse with women than me.
Birth and death of a star →
Mr. Cheney’s heart will never beat at full strength again, doctors say. His new...
– LAWRENCE K. ALTMAN, HELENE COOPER and MICHAEL D. SHEAR
No pulse? That’s freaky.
Too creepy